Strange Birds of a Feather - Chapter 1
Oswald's phone starts ringing. Which isn't weird considering it's the middle of the day, but since Oswald gained a nocturnal lifestyle against his will, he can't pick it up, so I have to do it for him. When I look at the screen it reads 'Lili, Kwan'. Odd, I have never heard this name, even though the number is saved in Oswald's phone. I wonder who this can be. 'Hello?' I say, then I remember to add. 'This is Oswald Cobblepot's phone. I am his assistant. Who am I talking to?' 'Oh.' a deep female voice answers. 'This is Lili. Can I talk to Oswald?' 'Uhm… sorry, but Mr. Cobblepot is busy now. Do you have a message form him?' 'Yes. Please tell him, that I need to talk to him. It's very important. He knows where to find me at 6 PM.' Oh, no 6 PM is way too early. 'Uh... I'm sorry but a meeting today at 6 PM doesn't fit into Mr. Cobblepot's schedule.' 'Tsk… that little tadpole really do...